Man, I just discovered the coolest show--The Sons of Anarchy! Damn, it's the best! It's got chicks, motorcycles, beer, guns, meth dealers and gangs all wrapped in a sweet little 50 minute package--it's just like driving through Detroit! The actors are great--It's got Peg Bundy from Married..with Children, some kid that looks like Kurt Cobain as the main character and Ron "Hey, why the long face?" Perlman from.....uh.....some damn show in the 80s where he played a lion or something........(he was Hellboy,too!)

I got the first season of Sons of Anarchy at the Hajji shop yesterday and I'm already running out of episodes. Been watching them back to back and staying up way too late. Gotta learn to limit myself........baby steps, dude, baby steps. I think it's currently in its 2nd season now--anybody know? Does anybody even read this blog?? No? That's what I thought!

I've been here in Iraq for almost 5 weeks and haven't used a real toilet in the last 3, but at least they clean the Porta-Crappers thoroughly like 5 times a day WITH A PRESSURE WASHER--which, coincidentally, is the only way I'd ever use one. They shoot those things with 300 psi of pure Iraqi spring water! But the problem with their cleaning method is that after they wash the whole thing, the desert sun makes the inside of the shitter like some kind of humid, plastic, rain forest. It's like a desert oasis, complete with blue water and exotic animals such as the elusive Iraqi corn-eating sewer snake.....Damn, did I just revert my blog into poo stories again?? Yeah, bare with me, I know things are lame here, but I'm trying.

So they cut off access to Blogger at work, I can only blog in my spare time (oh! the humanity!) so I do what I can, when I can. But in my defense, I DO take pics so I have lame material to post later :)

I just forget to do anything with them!