Larry Harmon, who turned the character Bozo the Clown into a show business staple that either delighted or scared the crap out of children for more than a half-century, died Thursday of congestive heart failure. He was 83.
OK, so I stole that paragraph from CNN and fixed it up a little. I hate clowns....Its not that I'm scared of clowns, its just that I find other things more a bit more amusing--like public executions and the mentally challenged. I never saw much use for clowns--I don't find them very funny, however, I found they scream like regular people when you smash their hands with a sledgehammer. That's funny. Since clowns are supposed to make you laugh, I thought Mr. Harmon would appreciate some going away humor:
- How to you kill a clown who has big, floppy shoes? With a big, floppy sack of door knobs!
- Whats better than a clown falling out of a 10 story window? Another one standing below him!
- Whats the difference between a dead cat in the road and a dead clown in the road? There's skid marks in front of the cat.
3 smart ass comments:
Clowns disturb me...just a tad. But hey I still respect the memory of Mr. Harmon. 1,384,592 to go....lol.
Bozo is the only clown that doesn't freak me out.
Skid marks in front of the cat? Not with our mom.
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