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3.30.2008

Dude! I Wrecked My Car!

OK, its not MY car, but its the same.

When my contract is over, I'm gonna buy a new car and do THIS to my old car. Funny thing, this is exactly what it'll look like. You see, I'm gonna pick a fight with a '50s greaser/social misfit and challenge him to play "chicken" just like James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause. Except I'm going to tie my shoes, so I don't go over the cliff, too. That would suck. Unless your car is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, then you'd fly off into the sunset with Dick Van Dyke.

1 smart ass comments:

Mars said...

at least give yourself a pompadour, cuz seriously you don't want to go out goofy looking right?